hi hello my name is Kaylee. I'm 20. I live in California [Bay Area]. Ohlone College. I work at a movie theater. I post whatever i feel like posting. my dick is big. yes, i am a female, i have a detachable penis. suck it.
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Today I turned 21! Not too big on the drinking thing, only had one Margherita at the end of my night. Instead I celebrated with my love and he surprised me by revisiting the Walt Disney Museum in SF again since we didn’t quite get through it all last time. This time we got to catch the movie of the month which was Lady and the Tramp (his first time watching it). He also surprised me with gifts (Alice in Wonderland on DVD and a new pair of converse). And when we got back to his house he had already made me a birthday cake! πŸ’πŸŽˆπŸŽŠπŸŽ‰πŸŽπŸΉπŸ•πŸŽ‚πŸ° I definitely have the best boyfriend ever! Love you @bigfatsushiroll and thank you for making my birthday wonderful 😍😘❀️☺️ #21 #BirthdayGirl #Disney
Saw the prettiest flowers at work 😍 blue sapphire orchids #spring #flowers if only they had red thorns #shrekreference
#wcw this week is Cher from clueless (AKA Alicia Silverstone) queen of the 90s babes #womancrushwednesday #clueless #AsIf #babe #90s #AliciaSilverstone #Cher #fashionista #fashionicon #virginwhocantdrive

ponies-n-things:

disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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jESUS H FUCK

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lovely-little-lotus:

prison-cellls:

I had nightmares about this episode

the original lumpy space princess

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staygreat:

this pic is very important.

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ging-ler:

thedizbizz:

So I showed Frozen to my boyfriend and I decided to share the brilliant commentary he made during the movie…

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This is probably going to be my Brother-in-law right here oh my god

laye-z:

The camera turned on by itself I am no model
k-aff:

ancient-lights:

This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over

The more you look at it the cooler it is

militarymom:

Still married

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zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

fashion-runways:

Elie Saab Paris Fashion Week 2014 - PURPLE / LAVENDER